A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband.
Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height?
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Woman Not slim, can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Woman: Never noticed !
Inspector: Color of hair?
Woman: Should be black, I guess!
Inspector: What was he wearing?
Woman: I don’t remember exactly.
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?
Woman: Yes my Romeo (Labrador dog) , tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
The woman started crying ….
Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!!!!!!!