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the missing husband

22 Jul

A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband.

Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height?

Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Woman Not slim, can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes?

Woman: Never noticed !
Inspector: Color of hair?

Woman: Should be black, I guess! 
Inspector: What was he wearing?

Woman: I don’t remember exactly.
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?

Woman: Yes my Romeo (Labrador dog) , tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
The woman started crying ….

Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!!!!!!!

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Posted by on July 22, 2010 in general, humor

 

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