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marketting strategies decoded …

08 Dec

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich.
Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing….

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: “He’s very rich.
Marry him.” -That’s Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich.
Marry me” – That’s Telemarketing…..

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink and say “Marry Me?” – That’s Public
Relations

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:”You are very rich!
Can you marry me?” – That’s Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. – That’s Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she
introduces you to her husband. – That’s demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person comes
and tells her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she
goes with him – That’s competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.. You go up to
her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your
wife arrives. – That’s restriction for entering new markets

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Posted by on December 8, 2009 in general, lifestyle

 

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