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talli hone ke baad …

30 Jul

Common lines after people get drunk :

  • tu to mera bhai hai…bhai !!!
  • you know i am not drunk…
  • gaadi mai chalaunga…
  • tu bura matt maan bhai…
  • mai teri dil se izzat karta hoon..
  • abbe, bol daal aaj usko…aar ya paar….
  • aaj saali chad nahi rahi hai, kya baat hai??
  • tu kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai…
  • ye matt samajh ki peeke bol raha hoon…
  • yaar, tuney mera dil tod diya…
  • tu bolnaa bhai, kya chahiye… jaan chahiye?…..hazir hai
  • Abbe, mere ko aaj tak nahi chadhi…shart laga saala aaj tu..
  • chal teri baat karaata hoon usse, phone number de uska…
  • saale, teri bhabhi hai wo…bhabi ki nazar se dekh usko…
  • yaar, tu samjha kar….. wo tere layak nahi hai…
  • chal bhai, tu kah raha hai to tere liye chodh diya usko…. aaj se wo teri
  • tujhe kya lagta hai mujhe chadh gayi hai… abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hoon…
  • saale, mujhe matt sikha…… iss maamle mei baap hoon tera
  • yaar, aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai
  • saala, aaj se daru band
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